I'm
at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out
line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog
food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up
in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in
intensi
...ve care with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet
and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works
well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I
ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I
stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy
behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better
watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the
world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to
confess, I copied it now copy and share make someone else laugh.
Just wanted
to send you a moment of laughter